Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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