What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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