What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Anti Joke

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