- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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