- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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