"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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