- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

general tso's broccoli

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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