- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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