- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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