A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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My peni s

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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