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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Roses are red.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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