The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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