Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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