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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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