Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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