- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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