What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Pickle

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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