a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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