- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

woman's rights

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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