- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

what to call someone thats gay zak

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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