- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Neil is a reterd.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Moral

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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