- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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