Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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