Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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