What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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kennah campion... being nice

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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No antijoke here.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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