- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

123 f*ck off

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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