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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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