i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

12 niqqa 12.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How old are you? 7

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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