Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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