- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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