Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Pianos.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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