- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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