- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Refrigerator

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Seven

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Woman rights.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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