whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

nickel back

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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