- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do I hate? people

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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