- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A guy at a baseball game....

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Rush Limbaugh

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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