There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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1+2 = 6

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1+1=2

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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