Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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George W. Bush

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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