- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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