How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Japan

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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