- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

The GOV and the WHO?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Justin beiber..

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Womens rights

i love to lick...

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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