Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A young baby died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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