whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

123 f*ck off

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

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