Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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