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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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