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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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