Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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I'm tired.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Knock Knock.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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