Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Nobody cares maddie!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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