salad days!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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