whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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hear hear

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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