Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Anti Joke

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