Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Anti Joke

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