A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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hashtags suck balls

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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