- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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