- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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