- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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