What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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