how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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