what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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