- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

j.p. is dumb

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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