What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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