- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

nothing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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