There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what goes boo a sock

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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