- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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