how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

All of these jokes are about white people

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

you will like this because i am black.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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