how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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