- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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