There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Anti Joke

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