- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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